I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
Fińàncial Harm
GOTH TUMBLR WRAPPED
you purchased 45 fast fashion clothing items with pentagrams on them!
you called 87 people gatekeepers!
you said that goth is about the vibe, not the music, 536 times!
you listened to 0 goth bands!
you went to 0 goth shows!
you attended the goth club 0 times!
hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.
staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay
equius
